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Post by William on Feb 14, 2009 13:37:09 GMT -6
MuckyPuckyLand has had an outbreak of the deadly STD, Homococktal Meninfucktus!
OOC: Some roleplaying maybe?
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Post by William on Feb 14, 2009 13:38:43 GMT -6
HOMOCOCKTAL MENINFUCKTUS : Deadly STD that weakens the immune system and causes the genitals to melt off. Only Royalty not infected.
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Post by Nathan on Feb 15, 2009 14:34:50 GMT -6
Nathan was sitting in his office aboard the HSRMY Urania watching NNN on mute when the news ticker began flashing with biohazard warnings: "UNKNOWN OUTBREAK ON MUCKYPUCKY." Scenes were flashing of people in the streets, crying and clutching at their groins as piles of what looked like flesh dripped out of their pant legs. "Dear god... " said Nathan as he reached for his cell phone and dialed the Domestic Ministry office. "Yes hello, Konrad. What is this pandemic on Muckypuckyland? I will get William in here to conference call on this as its his barony. However, until we can figure out what the disease is I want the entire island placed under quarantine. Ground all flights, dock all boats, close the tunnel. Get the best medical minds in Natopia aware of this as well."
Nathan hung up on Konrad and called for William to meet him in the onboard conference room. "Will... we can't keep the island cut off forever... I don't know if it was ethical to even cut it off so early. How long do you think your subjects will tolerate the quarantine?
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Post by William on Feb 15, 2009 16:30:01 GMT -6
William had just arrived and learned the bad news.
"OH NO!!!"
The Muckapucks will go along with the quarantine for a while, but they may revolt if we don't do something soon.
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Post by Emperor Konrad on Feb 15, 2009 20:22:09 GMT -6
The minister of Domestic affairs just got off the phone with his Emperor.
"hummm We must do something to help those poor people"
Konrad then orders that Muckypuckyland be sealed off under a quarantine and that the secret research laboratory 'mucky muck' facilitate a cure/treatment/vaccine for this disease.
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Post by Nathan on Feb 15, 2009 21:43:47 GMT -6
Halfway between Azingrad and Rostock, hundreds of feet below the ground the Muckymuck Enterprise for Secret Science was buzzing with activity. Scientists from all over the island had been called into the MESS to find out what exactly they were dealing with. The main scientists involved were among the best scientific minds Natopia had to offer, being drawn to the island for its fine educational system and renown research universities.
Dr. Jeremy Rock — Professor of bacteriology at the University of Muckypuckyland - Rostock
Dr. Tim Burton — Professor of pathology at Flaugher College of Medicine
Dr. Peter Picket — Clinical microbiologist
Dr. Mark Door — Medical doctor and surgeon
Various infected persons had been brought into this MESS and held in containment for testing. The scientists observed various stages of the disease which had been dubbed "Homococktal Meninfucktus" named after the Azingrad gay bar in which the first victim's genitals melted off.
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Post by Nathan on Feb 17, 2009 0:25:39 GMT -6
Dr. Jeremy Rock had spent the past 24 hours at his work station, writing his report to be sent to the government ministries and hospitals on Yellow Island so that they too may learn what happened here.
[/quote]Graphic depictions of medical conditions
It is similar to chemical castration taken to an extreme level. Instead of the testicles merely being destroyed inside the scrotum, the entire scrotum dissolved and fell off in chunks of skin over a slow and agonizing period of 3-5 hours. Within 1-2 hours of the eradication of the scrotum, the base of the penis would begin to show signs of deterioration and would eventually sickeningly detach itself from the body after another 2-3 hours.
The signs were less apparent in the female patients due to their genitals being internal. Autopsies and bioscans have shown what can only be described as complete liquidation of the ovaries, fallopian tubes, and uterus being discharged through the vagina, causing severe damage to the urethra and clitoris.
Some patients died of shock or blood loss when we could not stabilize them in time. Infections were a serious concern for the newly opened wounds. Primary concern for those stabilized is the introduction of catheters to remove urine.
While purely conjectural at this point, it must be noted that a large majority of these cases are from the homosexual community and prostitutes. This disease is most likely sexually transmitted, perhaps a severely mutated strain of the human papillomavirus which has become unprecedentedly aggressive in attacking the mucus membranes and skin, causing more than just bumps, rashes and warts, but accelerated into actually dissolving the skin it infects. [/quote]
Dr. Rock sent this to his colleagues for approval and it was sent to medical establishments throughout Natopia with a final note added "if this was sexually transmitted, and it is a strain of incurable HPV, we must keep this island isolated for now to prevent infection. meanwhile recommend full media saturation of sexual abstinence advertisements - JD"
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Post by William on Feb 18, 2009 16:56:48 GMT -6
William signed on to his computer and noticed he had a new email. He saw that it was from Dr. Jeremy Rock. After reading the report, William spent the rest of the day wondering if permanently isolating the island was a good idea. He also knew that the large number of homosexuals on the island would not adstain from sex.
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Post by FrenziedCatMeat on Feb 20, 2009 1:11:56 GMT -6
after learning of this horrible plague tom, the Duke of Flaventia, said: " bugger this, im off to south mehlville"
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Post by William on Feb 21, 2009 19:59:45 GMT -6
William sits in the hot tub thinking. Nathan slaps him, "William, are you listening to me?" "What?"says William, dazed. "I was just talking about our honeymoon, are you having fun yet?" "Of course I am Nathan." Nathan thought for a minute, then looked up. "You've seemed a bit distant these past few days and I'm worried." William stared into Nathan's eyes like he was missing the point. "I've just been worried about my people." At that very moment William's cell rings. He answers. Nathan watches as William's face falls. "What's wrong?" Nathan asks. "My father just died of Homococktal Meninfucktus, and my mother is in the ICU at Muckapuck General Hospital. I knew my father's affair with that nasty Dozan man-ho would only cause trouble." "Do you want to go back home for a while?" William answers with a shocked face. " No, of course not. My parents were horrid people. A dope addict and a whore, they were WHORE-AH-BULL!" Nathan is surprised by William's hate for his parents. "Okay," he says as he lays bak into the hot tub.
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buttercow bless south mehlville!