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Waffle-Paine's Dictionary of the Natspeak Language
Copyright 2005
4th Edition - Published in Lindstrom City
Preface
The Natspeak language is a dialect of the English language, more specifically a dialect of American English. Therefore, instead of defining every word in the language, this dictionary will only define Natopian words by giving their American English equivalent. Many contractions have been officialized, as have slang and alternative spellings.
n. Noun | v. Verb | adj. Adjective | adv. Adverb | interj. Interjection | pl. Plural | abbr. An abbreviation of an English word | conj. A conjunction of two or more English words | alt. An alternate spelling of an English word | pr. Pronounced as... | esp. Especially
A
Agonosis - n. The syndrome of tuning into "X-Sports" every Saturday just to watch a skater rack himself
Agreeance - n. the act of agreeing
Ansteal - v. To steal an antenna ball or other topping device
Anthelian - adj. Something that goes on behind the scenes; esp. with malicious intent
B
B+ Stampede - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it
Bargue - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view
Bitchings - n. Complaints
Blooshum - adj. The odor prevalent in most Big Lot retail stores
Bovilexia - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow
Bozatch - n. an insulting term, derived from 'bitch'
Bozone - n. The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
Brazillion - n. An immeasurable number
C
Carperpetuation - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
Caterpallor - n. The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Cheedle - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos, or after performing Cheeto-tot
Cheeto-tot - n. ancient Natopian rite of killing someone with Cheetos
Clearance-racking - v. The act of checking the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
Clunes - n., pl. People who just won't go away
Cromulent - adj. Acceptable
Combiloops - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker
Coudna - conj. Could not
Couting - v. To look for a corduroy jacket; esp. while junking or thrifting
Coz - abbr. Because
Cul-de-sacing - v. To drive around a cul de sac, usually more than once.
D
Dictoformology - n. The creation of new words.
Didja - conj. Did you
Domester - n. The Minister of Domestic Affairs.
Dopeler effect - n. The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
Dun - conj. Do not
Dunno - conj. Do not know
Dunwano - conj. Do not want to know
Dya - conj. Do you
Dyawana - Conj. Do you want to
E
Efforex - n., v. Substitute
Embiggen - v. To make larger
Epiphanic - adj. Having the qualities of an epiphany
Es - conj. It is
Execuglide - v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair
F
G
Gapiana - n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing a border
Gepissed - adj. To be angry
Godacle - n. A miracle
Godicleitis - n. A severe rash of the penis that causes it to become very white and glowing
H
I
Init - conj. Is it not
Ima - conj. I am going to
J
Joe-face - n. Refers to the faces that Joe Hunot makes during 4th hour programming class.
Joel print - n. The imprint left in the dust on top of a car from Joel's body
Junking - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from garage sales
Jus - alt. Just
K
Kk - n. To show agreeance
L
Lavalonian - adj. Something that does not work, despite many attempts to get it right
Liamsinclair - n. object, usually a bag, used to douche a vagina or lower rectum
Looping - v. To spontaneously go to the University City Loop
M
Mittsquinter - n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
Moosik - n. Music for those who have a passive interest in the hobby
N
Necrobotnophilia - n. The love of dead plant life.
Nite - alt. Night
Nocturnal Retardation - n. A disorder where the afflicted becomes progressively more stupid as the nite goes on, yet regains all mental faculties the following day
Nozatch - n. Derogatory term for a nosy person.
O
P
Par-tay alt. Party
Penciventilation - n. The act of blowing on the tip of a pencil after sharpening it
Polish - (pr. the nationality) adj. Displays stupidity, arrogance, and/or any other negative characteristic
Q
Quejabejion - conj. Quit your bitching
R
Ruff - alt. Rough
S
Satanacle - n. An inixplicable act that produces an undesireable effect, opposite of miracle
Satanicleitis - n. A severe rash of the scrotum, producing a very hot sensation
Scificate - v. To relate ordinary things to science fiction
Schmiddle - n. The hole in the center of a bagel. "The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."
Simpsize - v. To relate ordinary things to "The Simpsons" (alt. Simpsonsize)
Smlown - v. n. A facial feature resembling both a smile and a frown
S'ok - conj. That is okay
T
Tharping - adv. Describes a violent attempt to hurt someone.
Thas - conj. That is
Thrifting - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from thrift store
Totting - v. The act of performing Cheeto-tot
Transactionist - n. One who performs a monetary transaction
Tuff - alt. Tough
U
Udderent adj. Displaying qualities of an udder.
V
W
Wank - n. - An insult referring to a dumb male who makes another go to an Art Club meeting at Mehlville Senior High
Wanna - conj. Want to
Whatcha - conj. What are you
Wootness - interj. Used to express joy, encouragement, or triumph. Usually followed by a marking of degree such as 'times 10' depending on the level of importance of the expression
X
Y
Z
Natspeak Phraseology Appendix
Certain phrases are unique to Natspeak and are explained in brief in this appendix.
Making chaos: Used to excuse oneself to the toilet.
Shun: An interjection, usually used with a hand gesture of the open palm to the "shunned" person. Implies dissatisfaction with the "shunned."
Speaking of chaos: Used as a segue between completely unrelated topics.
Copyright 2005
4th Edition - Published in Lindstrom City
Preface
The Natspeak language is a dialect of the English language, more specifically a dialect of American English. Therefore, instead of defining every word in the language, this dictionary will only define Natopian words by giving their American English equivalent. Many contractions have been officialized, as have slang and alternative spellings.
n. Noun | v. Verb | adj. Adjective | adv. Adverb | interj. Interjection | pl. Plural | abbr. An abbreviation of an English word | conj. A conjunction of two or more English words | alt. An alternate spelling of an English word | pr. Pronounced as... | esp. Especially
A
Agonosis - n. The syndrome of tuning into "X-Sports" every Saturday just to watch a skater rack himself
Agreeance - n. the act of agreeing
Ansteal - v. To steal an antenna ball or other topping device
Anthelian - adj. Something that goes on behind the scenes; esp. with malicious intent
B
B+ Stampede - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it
Bargue - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view
Bitchings - n. Complaints
Blooshum - adj. The odor prevalent in most Big Lot retail stores
Bovilexia - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow
Bozatch - n. an insulting term, derived from 'bitch'
Bozone - n. The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
Brazillion - n. An immeasurable number
C
Carperpetuation - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
Caterpallor - n. The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Cheedle - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos, or after performing Cheeto-tot
Cheeto-tot - n. ancient Natopian rite of killing someone with Cheetos
Clearance-racking - v. The act of checking the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
Clunes - n., pl. People who just won't go away
Cromulent - adj. Acceptable
Combiloops - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker
Coudna - conj. Could not
Couting - v. To look for a corduroy jacket; esp. while junking or thrifting
Coz - abbr. Because
Cul-de-sacing - v. To drive around a cul de sac, usually more than once.
D
Dictoformology - n. The creation of new words.
Didja - conj. Did you
Domester - n. The Minister of Domestic Affairs.
Dopeler effect - n. The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
Dun - conj. Do not
Dunno - conj. Do not know
Dunwano - conj. Do not want to know
Dya - conj. Do you
Dyawana - Conj. Do you want to
E
Efforex - n., v. Substitute
Embiggen - v. To make larger
Epiphanic - adj. Having the qualities of an epiphany
Es - conj. It is
Execuglide - v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair
F
G
Gapiana - n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing a border
Gepissed - adj. To be angry
Godacle - n. A miracle
Godicleitis - n. A severe rash of the penis that causes it to become very white and glowing
H
I
Init - conj. Is it not
Ima - conj. I am going to
J
Joe-face - n. Refers to the faces that Joe Hunot makes during 4th hour programming class.
Joel print - n. The imprint left in the dust on top of a car from Joel's body
Junking - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from garage sales
Jus - alt. Just
K
Kk - n. To show agreeance
L
Lavalonian - adj. Something that does not work, despite many attempts to get it right
Liamsinclair - n. object, usually a bag, used to douche a vagina or lower rectum
Looping - v. To spontaneously go to the University City Loop
M
Mittsquinter - n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
Moosik - n. Music for those who have a passive interest in the hobby
N
Necrobotnophilia - n. The love of dead plant life.
Nite - alt. Night
Nocturnal Retardation - n. A disorder where the afflicted becomes progressively more stupid as the nite goes on, yet regains all mental faculties the following day
Nozatch - n. Derogatory term for a nosy person.
O
P
Par-tay alt. Party
Penciventilation - n. The act of blowing on the tip of a pencil after sharpening it
Polish - (pr. the nationality) adj. Displays stupidity, arrogance, and/or any other negative characteristic
Q
Quejabejion - conj. Quit your bitching
R
Ruff - alt. Rough
S
Satanacle - n. An inixplicable act that produces an undesireable effect, opposite of miracle
Satanicleitis - n. A severe rash of the scrotum, producing a very hot sensation
Scificate - v. To relate ordinary things to science fiction
Schmiddle - n. The hole in the center of a bagel. "The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."
Simpsize - v. To relate ordinary things to "The Simpsons" (alt. Simpsonsize)
Smlown - v. n. A facial feature resembling both a smile and a frown
S'ok - conj. That is okay
T
Tharping - adv. Describes a violent attempt to hurt someone.
Thas - conj. That is
Thrifting - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from thrift store
Totting - v. The act of performing Cheeto-tot
Transactionist - n. One who performs a monetary transaction
Tuff - alt. Tough
U
Udderent adj. Displaying qualities of an udder.
V
W
Wank - n. - An insult referring to a dumb male who makes another go to an Art Club meeting at Mehlville Senior High
Wanna - conj. Want to
Whatcha - conj. What are you
Wootness - interj. Used to express joy, encouragement, or triumph. Usually followed by a marking of degree such as 'times 10' depending on the level of importance of the expression
X
Y
Z
Natspeak Phraseology Appendix
Certain phrases are unique to Natspeak and are explained in brief in this appendix.
Making chaos: Used to excuse oneself to the toilet.
Shun: An interjection, usually used with a hand gesture of the open palm to the "shunned" person. Implies dissatisfaction with the "shunned."
Speaking of chaos: Used as a segue between completely unrelated topics.