The Book of Songs by Nathan

[Nathan]

The Book of Songs

by
Nathan

I. The Venezuela Song

Venezuela, it is so good to me,
Venezuela, the children drink their milk from me.

Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.

Venezuela, where the sun shines a lot,
Venezuela, where they have milk not.

Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.

Venezuela, it is as good as I see,
Venezuela, their coffee makes you pee.

Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.

Venezuela Venezuela Venezuela,
Your name is so long.
Venezuela Venezuela Venezuela,
That's the end of this song.

II. The Sherry Song

Oh, when Sherry sucks,
Thing go up.
When Sherry blows,
Things go down.

Up, up,
Down, down,
Side to side,
Diagonal.

North, East, South,
South, West, North,
These are the Cardinal directions

When Sherry sucks,
Things go up.
When Sherry blows,
Things go down.

III. Lucky the Leprechaun (R-rated)

Lucky the Leprechaun is my friend.
Lucky the Leprechaun has AIDS.
Lucky the Leprechaun got me up the butt.
Lucky the Leprechaun is a slut.

IV. "How is the Weather?" (warning contains angst)

How is the weather
On the other side of the fence?
Coz it looks greener
And I'm getting meaner
Over here.

How is the weather for you?
How is it down there?
Tell me as I kick while you're down,
Tell my why you're down.

Venezuela, Sherry, Lucky
Wish I could turn that on at will,
I'm usually alone, standing still.
Laughing, teasing, teaching.

How is the weather for you?
How is it down there?
Tell me as I kick while you're down,
Tell my why you're down.

You can shut up,
I'm fine, we're fine, you're fine.
The weather's fine and you're walking the line,
Too much rhyme.

This isn't catchy, I hate this.
Maybe some random word, "piss,"
Now it's on the radio.
Now the weather's on the radio.
How is the weather anyway?

RAIN!