Post by mziff on Nov 22, 2009 18:43:28 GMT -6
The[glow=red,2,300] Hazelwood Initiative to Find Stolen Organs that are being Used by Hazel to Preform Dark and Secretive Arts
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is being formed to launch a search party for all of the lost organs stolen by Hazel to preform his dark and secretive arts. Like all non profits, it is not currently sponsored by the government and really has no money or power to do much of anything at the moment or nor will it really probably ever, but it is here anyway and it is coming out screaming with mobs (one or more people) fighting (and sign holding) till its cause is noticed and supported (by other radical dogma brought about by those damn hippies).
Requirements for joining: you must have been affected* by the Dark Lord Hazel in the strict sense of the matter. that and you must be a radical hippie freedom fighter** who would stop at nothing*** for the cause****.
So my friends, if you would like to join, please sign below!
NAME:
OCCUPATION:
RESIDENCE:
ARE YOU A RADICAL HIPPIE FREEDOM FIGHTER WHO WOULD STOP AT NOTHING FOR THE CAUSE:
* you must have taken the time to actually read and think about all of this
** anybody from the strapping war hero to the 30 year old who lives in his mothers basement chatting on line
*** leaves at first sign of clouds or a 5% chance of percipitation
****cause? oh yea that thing about the organs and the evil dude...
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is being formed to launch a search party for all of the lost organs stolen by Hazel to preform his dark and secretive arts. Like all non profits, it is not currently sponsored by the government and really has no money or power to do much of anything at the moment or nor will it really probably ever, but it is here anyway and it is coming out screaming with mobs (one or more people) fighting (and sign holding) till its cause is noticed and supported (by other radical dogma brought about by those damn hippies).
Requirements for joining: you must have been affected* by the Dark Lord Hazel in the strict sense of the matter. that and you must be a radical hippie freedom fighter** who would stop at nothing*** for the cause****.
So my friends, if you would like to join, please sign below!
NAME:
OCCUPATION:
RESIDENCE:
ARE YOU A RADICAL HIPPIE FREEDOM FIGHTER WHO WOULD STOP AT NOTHING FOR THE CAUSE:
* you must have taken the time to actually read and think about all of this
** anybody from the strapping war hero to the 30 year old who lives in his mothers basement chatting on line
*** leaves at first sign of clouds or a 5% chance of percipitation
****cause? oh yea that thing about the organs and the evil dude...
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